Jokes; let's share them...

Here are a few to start this off:
What's black and white and can't turn round in a lift?
((A nun with a javellin through her head! lol))

What d'you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls? (this one's my favourite!)
((Sparky (tell me if you don't gettit and il explain)))

Why do fars smell?
((For the benifit of the deaf))

enjoy!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER LIKE TEN MINUTES, I GOT THE SECOND ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IM SO SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ANYWAY

*ahem**

good 'uns

Ok...I have a joke. (Of me and Hannah's creation in Malta)

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Because someone through a fridge at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a rollercoaster at her!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree?

Because someone threw a pizza at his face.

(at this point, my mum said, "Now you'se are just getting silly.")

What goes: black white black white black white black brown black brown black brown black brown black black black black?
((A nun on a spit.))

You were hyper when you wrote this one...I can tell...

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
(A peguin rolling down a hill)

That was actually one that Alba had.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
((Set it on fire and watch it go whouf. (Very bad joke from a classmate)))

Um...ok...yes...

LucyXX

I was going to write one of Owen's but when I got to the middle, I realised that it was FAAAAAAAR too rude to add. So there, I won't spoil my reputation for having listened to Owen on a Thursday evening. lol

Alba

I dont geddit......

except Lu's ...


HAHHAHAHAHAHA

we irish have a good sense of humor...


riiiiiiiiight?

I hate to think what Owen's joke would have been. He's got a bit of a... wierd mind... If you understand it.

Boy's response to old man: Keep you hair on! Oh wait, you don't have any...

Teenager 1: How cheesy is this?
Teenager 2: Somewhere between Mature chedar and Camenbert.

What's worse than an angry woman?
((An angry woman with a big stick to hit you with.))

I ACTUALLY GET YOUR JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they're just ... not that funny ...

What do you get if you cross a zebra with a pig?
((stripy saussages lol))

Why did the tomato blush?
((coz it saw the salad dressing))

'Why you put a fairy at the top of the Christmas tree...'
Well, it's Christmas eve, Santa still has a few toys missing, Rudolf won't fly, the elfs are getting on his nervs and Mrs Claus keeps going on at him to do the dishes. So Santa's in a pretty fowl mood. And then a fairy with a Christmas tree comes to the door.
"Where do I put this?"
((need I say more?))

Alba

What's green and says "Hey...I'm a frog!"
((A talking frog!!))

...

oh gawd....


HANNAHS JOKE NOW

And everyone knows
Hannah's jokes rule

((Jenn, i heard that inward sigh!))

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

LMAO!

SOOOOO FUNNY!

LucyXX

HAHAHA Hannah. That is actually funny! lmao..


x

I like that one!! lol I got one:

Three men wash up on an island, and these cannibals catch em and are going to make canoes out of their skins. They will grant them 1 dying wish The first man wants a cigar. He smokes it, then they kill him and make a canoe out of his skin. The second man wants a whisky. He drinks it, then they kill him and make a canoe out of his skin. The third man wants a fork.
"Are you sure?" They ask.
"Yes. I want a fork."
They give him a fork, and he started jabbing himself all over, shouting
"You'll not make a canoe out of me!"

....

I dont geddit...


*wanders off to find Jenn*

HAHAHA, love it Astrid!!!
Explanation: if the skin has holes in it, the canoo will sink. gettit now?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAA


OH RIGHT!


OMG THATS HILARIOUS!

AHHAHAHA


thanks for explaining it ....

...

I laugh three times: Once when the jokes told ..... Once when its explained ... and an hour later when I finally get it .....

I ACTUALLY geddit though! thanks

lol, haha, your welcome

ooh, i got one!
Would you rather, in a guy, for him to be ¬ or L (u no, the finger thing)

Jokes are cool...HAHA GOOD ONE!

LucyXX

I dont get them ...

lol

YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING!

Lol OJ

LucyXX