Holly's Sarcasm and Such

"You know, I'd put that nose peg on if I were you, and if you don't start walking, I'll get Rude to dump you in the mountain." Shadow threatened.

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"IM PUTTING IT ON!" Holly assured using her free arm to attatch it to her nose, "Hey, hey Shad get this who am i?" She spoke through her nose. "You know, I'd put that nose peg on if I were you"
She laughed.

- Memory Lane, MC

"That is a dog..." said Natalie.

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"That is utter rubbish!" Holly said, "We are soooo over!"

Natalie rubbed her face a walked away.
Then she woke up...it had all been a dream.

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Holly woke up on top of Natalie.
"Morning." she yawned.

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"I shouldn't have shaved my beard of ... my chin is lonely now..."

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"Bang Bang?" Holly asked hopefully.

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"I changed my mind after time three," Holly commented, "....Then I started imagining Pete Wentz....."

- The Journey, MC

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"Yes....Nat, I am a lesbeeon, and I go with women!"

- The Womb, MC

"Wanna swing?" Jamie asked.

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"My Little Black Heart out," Holly said grinning.

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"JAMES! YOU'VE SOILED YOUR PERFECTLY PRETTY DRESS!" Holly scolded, "WHATEVER WILL YOUR MOTHER SAY!?"

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"Uh....was it legal to adopt him? Her? Uh...?"

- The Return Party, HE

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"Excuse me, did I tell you you could touch my girlfriend?!"

- Double The Trouble, MC

lmao my fav is the beard one =]

Yaaay *claps*

Its my fave too :L

Here's more:

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"Holliya Katalynn Bristol....Princess of....Damn All."....

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She fell onto cold ground. It was never just a nice house when you were being kidnapped was it?

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"I suppose my saviour is my Shadow eh?"

- The Exciting Happening, HE

And more :

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"We just had our first fight..." Holly remarked, "I hear that makes couples stronger."
"We're not a couple Holly." Shadow pointed out. "A couple of basket cases maybe, but not a couple."
"You can't just steal stuff off Greenday!" Holly said, outraged, "But yes, I understand that we are not a couple. American Idiots maybe...."

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"Anyway, home and I guess I'm cooking again. Your cooking suck almost as bad as Raven's."
"I would say so. Unless you fancy burnt beans on burnt toast with burnt water."
She grinned.

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"I'm not an eejit!"

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"Which word can't you spell now?"
"Disestablishmentarianism," Holly said totally seriously.

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"Holly, meet Hope and Despair." Shadow said, groaning inwardly.

"Hi.....hi..." Holly said to each in turn, a little timidly. Holly decided saying "So how are you?" would be inappropriate, so she remained quiet.

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"Where were you half an hour ago when I actually needed you?" Holly asked.
"I was on my way! But I missed the first train....."
Holly rolled her eyes.
"You're so -"
"Holly?"
"Yes. So Holly."

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"Who's the bizzatch?" Holly asked snorting.
"Uh, that's you." the figure said awkwardly

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"What was with the ... the .... jumping on Holly thing?" Holly asked, confused, "Even better, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

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If Holly had been concious she might have hit him over the head and said "YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT ALL ALONG?!"

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"S'cuse me," she said, irritated, "But when my Lawyer gets out of his Young Offenders Institute, he will sooo be sueing you for violation of - "

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"WHAT IS A DOG DOING HERE?!" he yelled.
"She's a wolf," Holly said, joining the party, "Get it right, jack'."

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"Leave the child," one man said, making Holly a little offended. She was no more a child than she was a ballet dancer.

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"HOLLY'S ME!" Holly yelled, even though this was the most obvious thing since sliced cheese.

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"That would have been much scarier if he was wearing normal clothes..." Holly muttered, indicating the dungarees.

- Memory Lane, MC

Yuhuh:

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Holly kicked the cell door.
Holly punched the cell door.
Holly even bit the cell door.
Holly threw her body against the cell door.
Holly used the handle to open the cell door.
It opened.
Holly swore.

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Holly however, had had her soul eaten, and was all soul-less on the ground.

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"Was it bad?" Holly asked, "Or shall I create a really amazing distraction? Okay Im going with the latter. Dont believe anything else I say tonight-"
Holly took a deep breath and screamed.
"A TIGER!" she yelled.

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Holly, fifty million miles away, felt Shadow's anger reach it's limit, and pitied any creature within a fifty million mile radius. Oh dear.

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"I.....because when the sun shines we shine together- told you I'd be here forever, said I'd always be your friend-"
Holly stopped.
"Thats why. "Umbrella" by Rihanna. That's why."

- The Battle Of The Grounds, HE