Pi-Face High Priest
Number of posts : 3324 Age : 28 Location : SCARLET CLOUDS, YAAAAY Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Who's fat? Fri May 01, 2009 9:46 am | |
| Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm going to the movies I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who’s fat ahhhhhh!ahhhh!
When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Ritcker scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie alah mode I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you knowa (fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Let me tell you once again - who's fat?
If you see me coming your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Woo! woo! woo! (when I sit around the house I really sit around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, shamu (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I’m a crowd Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just come tell me once again - who’s fat? | |
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shadow High Priestess
Number of posts : 9316 Age : 29 Location : Outside, staring at the sky, wondering. Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Who's fat? Tue May 05, 2009 12:10 am | |
| Lol, I know this one. Parody... Gotta love it | |
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Pi-Face High Priest
Number of posts : 3324 Age : 28 Location : SCARLET CLOUDS, YAAAAY Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: Who's fat? Tue May 05, 2009 9:57 am | |
| Weird Al is just tooooo awesome. | |
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Alba Linsky Senator
Number of posts : 1020 Age : 30 Location : Sitting on a leather couch in the apartment in my mind... =) Registration date : 2008-09-15
| Subject: Re: Who's fat? Tue May 05, 2009 4:54 pm | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAB! hilatious stuff, i actually laughed out loud in the middle of my empty room (no wonder people think i'm mad) love it! lol
Alba xx | |
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Pi-Face High Priest
Number of posts : 3324 Age : 28 Location : SCARLET CLOUDS, YAAAAY Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: Who's fat? Tue May 05, 2009 4:57 pm | |
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Alba Linsky Senator
Number of posts : 1020 Age : 30 Location : Sitting on a leather couch in the apartment in my mind... =) Registration date : 2008-09-15
| Subject: Re: Who's fat? Tue May 05, 2009 5:06 pm | |
| omg, that is sick, sick, sick, lol i love it! haha
Alba xx | |
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