Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!

(Taken from 'Tom Shields goes Forth')

Everyone's heard of Queen and the Bohemian Rhapsody, well, here's a little parody...

"Naan, I just killed a man...
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead."

We move on to lyrics such as 'Curry on, curry on, because nothing really Madras' and 'Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and use the loo'.
And we find ourselves after the guitar solo at the really fast bit.

"I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely, Very very spicey indeed!
Biryani (Biryani), Biryani (Biryani), Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo loo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back, Cause this loo is quarantined."

We hesitate to print more, but we can say that the song ends with the phrase 'anywhere the wind blows'...

I love that so much!!! remember when we showed it roung in the playgrownd and only me you and Fraser got it and no one else could understand why we were pissing outselves laughing... lol love it

What's that curry taste?
Curry...
Hoummmmeeee

LMAO! Coolio Jenn

LucyXX

I dont geddit...


BUT

Lucy, i get yours

GOOD!

LucyXX

I dont get it either....
ignore me blonde moment XD

Alba! Our theory of only Scots getting the joke seems to be true...

Or maybe we're all just very very blondie over here. And in England.

That must be to true over here

nut im not so very blondie (i dont think so, at least...) but since i barely ever have curry then i guess its not as funny to me (although still funny) do you eat lots of curry in scotland?

I STILL dont geddit....

Curry's, always cutting prices *snip snip*