How to handle girls (for guys. Girls post here!)

Ok, now you know I'm bored, lol. Girls, feel free to add to the list. It's a list I compiled from the internet and from my own knowledge. Guys, you write another thread on handling males, because you probably know what you're talking about!

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their ex. But never know how!

32. Girls like being held.

33. Girls like being played with, teased.

34. When girls play with you, play back.

35. Be aggressive
Women love guys who aren't scared to go after what they want. When you show no fear in your pursuit, you come across looking like a confident man. Don't be scared to compliment a girl...tell her what you think. If she's looking extra nice, go ahead and tell her. Not only will it make her day...she'll immediately realize that you want her.

35. To know a girl properly, ask her best friend.

36. A girl has friends, and taking up all the time she reserves for those friends will make her lonely even when you're there.

37. Always tell the truth, girls absolutely hate being lied to (they will probably sense that you are lying anyway).

38. Do not give presents in order to 'gain' her.

39. Don't ever treat her as an object.

40. If she's pissed off at you and you don't know why, don't ask her, ask her friends.

41. Do little favors, she'll appreciate it that you want to do things for her even though you don't have to. It's always fine to have someone being extra nice to you.

42. Girls need 'alone' time. Leave them alone if they ask you too.

43. Don't EVER pressure a girl. You may find yourself castrated... (Depends on the girl).

44. Listen to her, it shows that you are interested and care about what she has to say. That means a lot to a girl.

45. When a girl is having her period, do not tell her she looks awful, tired, sweaty or anything of these likes if you value your dear life. Girls can become extremely cranky during their period, when they yell at you don't take it too personal. But above all, do not ever ask her if she is having her period. In most cases that question will cause a hysterical reaction directed towards you.

Added two.

Great list!!

Hmm... I think maybe this one too: "Always tell the truth, girls absolutely hate being lied to (they will probably sense that you are lying anyway)."

Added Nyx's =).

Thanks!! =D Hmm.. There should be more things

Yeah, I'll try and think of some more. I'll be up all night anyways, lol.

Yeah, same here xD Can't sleep lol And internet is lagging like hell again -.-

Did you have this one already? "Do not give presents in order to 'gain' her"
That happened to a friend of me once..

Nope, I'll add it to the list.

'Don't ever treat her as an object.' ?

Added that and another one.

Hmm.. 'Do little favors, she'll appreciate it that you want to do things for her even though you don't have to. It's always fine to have someone being extra nice to you.'

Added, with two others.

Haha, the castration one is so right.. Hmm.. We're getting more productive, no? xD

Listen to her, it shows that you are interested and care about what she has to say. That means a lot to a girl.

Added.

*is trying to think of another one*

Well, I've already gotten the castration threat multiple times...
*glances at Nyx and Ally*
No, really, and I don't know why, honestly. ;_;

Hnn.. I thought of this one too.. Seeing as I know a lot of guys who have problems with it.

When a girl is having her period, do not tell her she looks awful, tired, sweaty or anything of these likes if you value your dear life. Girls can become extremely cranky during their period, when they yell at you don't take it too personal. But above all, do not ever ask her if she is having her period. In most cases that question will cause a hysterical reaction directed towards you.

Hm... Unfortunately very true. Added it.