For my favorite assassin,
That most valuable of friends,
Are birthday wishes aboundin'
That your target's lives may have swift ends
Look cooler than ever as you dash across roofs
Pulverizing armies of demons
Under your boots
(Which are actually converse, no matter what season)
Have fun hacking into whatever you please
Like that time with Fallen Talon
Now that was a breeze
With no security system to fall back on
Oh wait, that was me...
And you still haven't caught up?
Boy you must be chasing slowly
Cus it's far too late now to win the prized cup
So maybe that's what I should wish on this your birth day
Beyond fate, beyond reason, to wish you some way
To catch me
Your favorite escapee...