The Holly and Natalie Topic ((The Womb LMAO!)) Rated 'R' 18+ (LOL)

Holly, in her own house, lay on her bed. The phone was about to ring.
OR WAS IT!??!

Natalie walked in.
"You haven't got up from that bed in over four days...and you've been ringing me to bring you take aways...what the hell is up with you...and why did you call me this time?" Natalie asked, looking disgusted at Holly, "if I didn't know better...I'd say you were...hold on...are you?"

((OH THATS NICE!))

Holly took a deep breath.
"Yes...." she said sadly, "Nat.... I am a lesbeeon, and I go with women.... There I've said it!"

"No...not that Holly...have you...have you...um...'got some' lately...answer truthfully...this is important..." said Natalie firmly.

"Of course I have," Holly said, hurt, "WHY WOULD YOU THINK I HADN'T!?!?!??! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO HIM!?!?!?"

"Did he use um...a raincoat?" Natalie asked awkwardly.

"Uh .... most sex requires nudity...." Holly said, misunderstanding.

"No...I mean...did he use...um...a raincoat on his Alfie?" NAtalie asked quickly.

"Why the hell, that would spoil- OOOOOH....... Right .... no .... we don't ... I take ... I mean .... RAINCOAT!??!?! Nat, who says that?" Holly asked, rolling her eyes.

"Someone who is one an RP forum and is a christian and doesn't want Jenn to be mad at me..." said Natalie.

"Aaah..." Holly said, "That Hannah one? OH WELL, so is your question "Holly babes, you preggers?" cause like, you should have just asked that."

"Ok...Holly...are you pregnant?" NAtalie asked.

"No," Holly lied, "Ask me tomorrow."

"Holly...don't lie..." said Natalie, "just tell me...you know you can..."

((Ok, this, I can tell, is gonna get wierd. FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, STOP HERE! Couldn't resist... And I know I can't talk... but still...))

((I am currently pis- peeing myself laughing, lmao, LIKE YOU CAN TALK! at least I wrote "18+" in the title Are you ever gonna publish "Addicted to You" ?? You should, it would make a fortune on SEXCETRA!))

"Want me to explain it?" Holly asked Natalie conversationally.

(Indeed...it's like...a less dirty...less action version of what Shad and Jamie do...lol...but you know...it might be weird on Sexcetera though)


"Please do..." said Natalie, shrugging.

Holly's eyes widened.
"Oh my god, you actually don't know how babies are made do you? Your mum told me she wanted to have an important talk with you .. and so I should go back home ... she wanted to tell you you had to get braces didn't she? Nothing about sex? NOTHING!?"

"Holly...I know how babies are made...BOTH WAYS...look...just...tell me who knocked you up..." said Natalie.

"Both ways?" Holly asked confusedly, "What the hell? OH! Right, don't explain, anyways, it was this guy. Randomer. His name was...... uh .... "
She furrowed her brow.
"It will come to me ... hold on ... "

"Robert?" Natalie took a shot...

"Nope," Holly said, "Keep guesssing though ..."

"RILEY???" Natalie asked, flabbergasted.

"NO!" Holly yelled loudly, "OF COURSE NOT! WHAT ARE YOU FIVE?!"

"No..." said Natalie, "um....Jake?"