The Holly and Natalie Topic ((The Womb LMAO!)) Rated 'R' 18+ (LOL)

"Don't think so ... " Holly said thoughtfully, "Aw well, the name is not important, what is important is this: ... eh ... Im flippin' preggers mate."

"Since...er....since when?" Natalie asked.

Holly shrugged.
"Hold on," she muttered and began counting on her fingers.

Natalie waited patiently.

"Ten months." Holly said.

She had gone wrong.
Somewhere.

Natalie looked at Holly.
"One Holly...you cannot be tens months...and two...because you do not even remotedly have a bump at all as of yet..." said Natalie, frowning slightly.

"Thank you," Holly said, smiling, "I am skinny, I know....Anyway, ten months can't be right .... Hahah ... silly me ... I think one month is a suitable guesstimate."

"That's estimate Holly..." said Natalie quietly.

"Oh .... right ... " Holly said, and shrugged, "Can we have my baby shower now?"

"No..." said Natalie, "have you been to St Mungos to get checked yet? To make sure you are 'preggers' as you say."

"No!" Holly said, "Like I'm having them touching me! Sick....."

"You have to...to make sure you baby is ok..." sighed Natalie, "now come on Holly...lets go..."

Holly sighed.
"I didn't want to have to do this Nat... buuuut...."

She took a deep breath and began to scream at the top of her voice.

Natalie blocked the sound out.
"Don't be difficult Holly...you're coming with me..." she said, grabbing Holly's hand and apparating them to St Mungo's and dragging Holly up to the desk.

"Hello...this is Miss Holly Bristol...she's pregnant and we need to get her check out..." said Natalie, "she's a bit apprehensive..."

((You be the healer...you're better))

((don't mind me posting, but this is frigging hilarious lol))

((LMAO I KNOW, ITS CAUSE ITS ME AND LU :L :L:L:L:L:L:L))

Holly rolled her eyes.
"I'm not a CHILD Nat, I can handle this myself."
She took a deep breath.
"I GOT KNOCKED UP AND IM RAGIN ABOUT IT!" she yelled at the healer, who jumped backwards in surprise.

Natalie rolled her eyes.
"We just want to make sure things are ok..." said Natalie quietly.

"DONT TOUCH ME THOUGH!" Holly yelled, and she ran away.

Natalie got Holly back.
"THEY HAVE TO TOUCH YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CHILD IS OK YOU DIV!" yelled Natalie.

"DIV?!" Holly called back, and ran away again.

Natalie sighed, brought Holly back and dragged her to the check-up room.

**NINE MONTHS LATER**


"OH .... DEAR!"

"Its a girl!"

"Its a boy!"
"Another girl!"
"ANOTHER BOY!"

"OMG QUADS?!" Holly yelled, surprised.

Natalie clicked her fingers to snap Holly out of her dream.
"Holly...look...I know all about your little adventure with Shadow...ok...we don't need to see the OBGYN today...I know that Shadow found that you were pregnant and that you and her have been venturing the world without me and I know some guy called Bond is the dad..." said Natalie emotionlessly...because she had not been there hwne it happpened. She was never there when anything happened.

"Hallo," Holly said, rubbing her eyes, "What might be up? I'm hungry, let's eat."

"What do you are your child fancy?" Natalie asked.