The Evil Topic In Which Anything Could Happen

Natalie cringed, and the baby kicked in excitement as it heard it's true mothers voice out loud.

"That's my girl." Holly said grinning. She began to dance the conga, and insisted Natalie join in.
"Da da da da da DA!" she yelled, sticking her feet out.

Natalie didn't bother.
"Nothing which could harm your child Holly..." said Natalie quietly

"Awwwwwww everyone HATES me!" Holly yelled, and ran into the forest.
Alone.
At night.
Ooooh.

Natalie went back to the cabin...and slept for a while.

MEANWHILE
Holly was in DANGER.
But never mind THAT.
You go and have a wee SLEEP.
Crazy.

Natalie awoke, threw up several times into the toilet due to morning sickness, then went to look for Holly in the forest.

It was still night.

Meanwhile, Arnold had sensed danger and was buzzing as fast as she could to Holly's aid.
Being a fly she was travelling slowly.

Natalie ran as fast as she could...which was quite fast as she was a vampire.

Edward Cullen had Holly captive.
She really didn't mind.
Really.

Natalie ran to Holly.
Edward was there.
"Oh...my..." she said airily.

"YOU'RE MARRIED REMEMBER!?!" Holly lied.
Edward instantly looked back at Holly.

"I'm not married...I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD!" Natalie yelled.

Edward instantly backed off, afraid.
"YOU HAD TO RUIN THAT FOR ME?!" Holly yelled.

Natalie walked to Edward and kissed him passionately for a few seconds, before they broke apart.
"Wow...that was awsome...try it Holly..." said Natalie, breathless.

"I already did." Holly said, one eyebrow slightly raised, her 'I am Awesome and Kind of Slutty' look on her face.

Natalie kissed him again, and this time he kissed her back.
They broke apart.
"That was lovely...thank you Edward..." said Natalie, smiling.

Holly 'ahem'ed from the corner.
"Edward and me did MUCH more than that..." she said, the same smile still on her face.
Edward disappeared.

Natalie smiled at Holly.
"I am satisified with a kiss...being with child and what-not...I am easy to please."

"You would be." Holly muttered under her breath.

"AHEM!" Shadow said from her position leaning against a tree.

"Oh, hello." Holly said turning around, "Where did you get to Sugar'O?"

Natalie looked up.
"Oh hello..." she said, going red, "you shouldn't really be up there you know."

"Climbing trees is pretty much second nature Nat." Shadow said as she dropped down.

''Yeah Nat....." Holly muttered, "Now lads, where's the danger?"