Two-moon tyrant.

Vladimir tried to turn the helicopter, but pulled the wrong lever and made it go down. The other choppers fired, but missed, as Vladimir swiftly dodged downwards, without his consent. He pushed against that lever, making the helico go back up again. He tried turning around one more time, but went forwards. 'Ehhhh....' he uttered, lifting one eyebrow, trying to find what control was the 'turn around' one.

Archangel stood up, moving towards the cockpit.
"Don't you know how to use a joystick?" She yelled over the noise of the rotor blades.

'I'm not a gamer!' Vladimir shouted back. He let Archangel sit on the chair beside him, whilst he took the 'wheel' (or whatever you want to call it...) and tried to manipulate the roaring machine. The engine rumbled as Vladimir pushed on one lever and made the helicopter move forwards.

- Helicopters don't have steering wheels -

Archangel grabbed the joystick, pulling it upwards and forwards slightly. She had flown an aircraft once (a long story), but even she knew that this would be a different excuse.

--Edited post is now edited. Sorry, never been in one. How could I know? xD--

Vladimir let Archangel do what was supposed to do, and he concentrated himself on driving the wacky engine. He tried to go forwards, but instantly went downwards. He then pulled the lever up, and went forwards, slightly upwards, as he was pulling the lever to him.

Archangel looked behind, paniking as she saw the other helicopters getting closer. Onyx jumped into the cockpit as well, telling Archangel different things at 100miles an hour in Demonic.

Vladimir paid no attention to the two others. He turned back, and noticed that the other choppers were just getting closer and closer. Vladimir panicked, and tried to fast forward a little bit by pulling on the lever. The chopper zoomed downwards, almost crashing on the sandy ground. Vladimir kept concentrated, and stabilized the helicopter before crashing. The sand flew out in waves as the helicopter loomed over it. Vladimir then pushed, and the helicopter went forwards.

Archangle and Onyx both cringed, and then looked at Vladimir with wide eyes.
"Have you ever BEEN in one of these before?" They yelled in unison.

'If a say 'No', Vladimir answered, 'Would that shock you?'
Vladimir tried as he could to navigate with the crude machine, it swaying from side to side, and bobbing up and down. He tried to stabiize the chopper, but didn't manage. It was still moving.

The twins rolled their eyes.
"No it wouldn't." THey replied in unison again. Archangel was also trying to stabilise the aircraft, but she was also failing miserably, fighting for control with the joystick.

Vladimir reached for the lever, and pulled it so that they went forwards. He gave the lever to Archangel, and went to the back. He peeked out the window, and dodged an incoming bullet from another man shooting from outside the helicopter. Oh crap, he'll shoot the gas!
Vladimir looked out again, and almost got shot. Bravery, be with me...
Vladimir jumped out of the helicopter, and sprawled himself against the cockpit. He didn't dare to look down, as he knew it would destabilize him. He began sliding towards the far end of the helicopter, dodging eventual bullets.

Archangle yelled something to Onyx, who took the controls. Archangel moved to the open doors of the main cargo hold.
"Vladimir!" She yelled furiously before jumping out serself, morphing into a dove as she did.

'Go back in the cockpit!' Vladimir yelled, as he dodged certain bullets without looking. 'The guy's going to shoot the gas to try and stop us! You help your sister!' Vladimir turned back and continued, dodging more bullets. He noticed that the man was out of bullets, and that he was recharging. Now!

Archangel broke into a section of Vladimir's mind, using that to communicate (because she couldn't speak in her dove form).
Onyx can look after herself!

--I see an error there. Isn't it ARCHANGEL who broke into Vladimir's mind?-

What? I'm hearing voices in my head! And the voice sounds familiar!
Vladimir looked at Archangel. Archangel had morphed. He got it. A sort of telekinetic powers. Okay the, can you hear ME when I'm talking in my head? Squawk if a yes, be normal if a no.

- Edited -

Archangel seemed to scowl, moving faster to perch on Vladimir's shoulder and peck his ear sharply.
Of course I can hear you dimwit!

'Ow!' Vladimir cried out as Archangel pecked his ear sharply. he let go off his position, balancing himself into the air. He caught one of the helicopters bases, and it tilted dangerously sideways, making it turn, avoiding a flurry of bullets from the choppers behind. Vladimir heaved himself upwards. Vladimir glanced at the other chopper. The person had finished recharging his bullets. Damn!

Archangel left Vladimir's shoulder, flying towards the other helicopter. She had a half-formed plan in her mind, and wasn't about to stop and thin about it.

Vladimir climbed onto the back of the helicopter, crouching enough not to get decapitated by the above blades, and far enough from the further blades. He walked, arms spreaded, to keep balance. He arrived at the end of the helicopter, near the other chopper, and he felt that the helicopter was tilting. He went unbalanced and sprawled himself against the cockpit. The chopper driver wasn't stunned, and kept the event under control. The other person, though fired at Vladimir, instantly making him dodge the bullets, and he gripped onto the other side of the cockipt, crouched.

Archangle flew into the cockpit of the other helicopter, and began to pester the pilot. The man flailed one arm around, trying to hit the dove, but she kept dodging, much to his annoyance.

Vladimir grinned. He quickly stepped in front of the cockpit, and he entered into the small area. The second man fired at Vladimir, and Vladimir dodged, getting in the most rediculous poses. He then put one hand on the other man's shoulder, as he screeched. Vladimir pulled him out of the aircraft, sending him flying out of it, and him landing on the sand, unconscious. I hope someone gets him.
Vladimir then turned to the pilot, who shouted 'Help!' and raised his hands. Vladimir then said, 'Nononono, DON'T LET YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING STICK!'
The helicopter hauled itself downwards.

Archangel continued pecking the other pilot until he finally managed to hit her, sending her flying into the dividing wall between the cockpit and the cargo hold.She hit it woth a loud 'clank', morphing into her violet-haired self as she did.
Onyx sensed her sister's pain and pulled the helicopter round, lining up the sights to fire at the two enemy aircraft.

Vladimir shoved the pilot's hands onto the stick, hoping to give him the correct message by also pointing his gun at the pilot's head. The pilot then grabbed at the stick, and manoeuvered the aircraft. Vladimir, still pointing his gun at the pilot, crouched near Archangel, to see if she had any wounds.

Archangel seemed dazed, but pushed herself up again. Onyx had her sights lined up, and fired at the second helicopter.

Bullets pierced the cockpit, and Vladimir dodged a few bullets. The pilot was unharmed, luckily, but he was cowering under the command table. Vladimir grabbed at the stick, pointing his gun at the pilot. He waved to Onyx, in sign not to fire, that everything was under control.
Not.
Vladimir looked bacwkwards and noticed a third chopper. THE third chopper. Christ.