Memory Lane (Shadow and Holly)

Shadow's eyes flickered red, her patience beginning to wear thin.

"I see your patience is beginning to wear thin," Bond commented smiling, "LETS GO GET YOU DRUNK!"
"Wow," Holly said, and was instantly apparated away, to a magical magical land.

Shadow growled and teleported after Bond, appearing at exactly the same place as Holly.

"Bit late," Bond said, "We're acting on a different time zone.... she's over there, I found my wand, we're all good."
Indeed, there lay Holly on sofa, all asleep.

Shadow teleported beside Bond.
"You forget, I can teleport in time too." She said.

"FRAID NOT BABES!" Bond said in his ... little way, and he floucnced off.
Holly sat up.
"MY HEAD WRECKS!" she commented.

"Er, Holly?" Shadow asked. "Can I run a small test on you? I promise you it won't hurt."

Holly looked around.
"Oh, hi," she said rubbing her head, "Whatev. It's not one of those pinprick things is it? They scare the HELL outta me!"

Shadow looked at her hand, which surrounded itself in light blue magic. She placed it on Holly's stomach. What she didn't tell her friend, however, was that she was actually doing a pregnancy test...

(Up to you now Hannah))

"You're killing me aren't you?" Holly asked, "I knew it would come to this, I just didn't know it would be ... weird ... like this ... What's with the internal nausea? Seriously? You couldn't have killed me in a less painful way? No? Right fine, be like that .... At least it's not a pinprick ... I might have died .... "
She looked down as the blue light turned red.
"Hey ... I'm still alive." she commented.

She was actually preggers though.

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"As I thought." Shadow muttered.
"Holly, you're pregnant."

There was a pause, in which Holly thought about these last few words.
"I'm sorry what?" she said, "My head's all groggy? Did you say pretty? Thank you, I know."

"Pregnant, preggers, bearing child, with child." Shadow said.

"Oooooh right," Holly said, and laughed at her stupidity.
When she thought about it, she fainted dramatically.

Shadow rolled her eyes and brought the wand wielder round again.

"But no!" Holly argued, "But see, NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
She stamped her foot in rage.
"I'm gonner get fat!"

"Well, not much I can do about it unless you want an abortion." Shadow said.

"What's that?" Holly asked dumbly.

Meanwhile, inside her head, seven different Holly's dashed around frantically looking through files.
"Abortion, I know that!" one of them said, and then burst into tears with the strain of it all.
"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! SHE'S LOOKING LIKE A RIGHT IDIOT!" another said, slapping the first.
"I GOT IT!" a third said, holding up a file, "SHE HAD A CONVERSATION WITH THE SCHOOL NURSE ABOUT IT ONCE!"
"Give me that," the second said, taking the file, but accidently ripping it down the middle.
"Nice one," the third one said, "Now Holly looks stupid."

"It means to rid yourself of the child before its born." Shadow said.

The three mini-Holly's cursed themselves.
"I KNEW THAT!" the first said, and burst into tears again.

"Oh, right, I knew that." Holly said seriously, "But that's a bit .... OTT .... But I don't wanna get fat ... man ... this is hard .... Okay, I have a fair way. Heads I keep it, tails I loose it."
She flipped a coin.
It landed on its side.

Shadow rolled her eyes.

"But I'm just little!" Holly complained, and stamped her foot, "S'always me ... Well no ... no it's not ... but still.... "
She blinked several times.
"It's Bond's is it?" she asked conversationally.

"Yes." Shadow said bluntly.

"Sick," Holly commented, "But there you go .... So I'm gettin' fat then ..."
She sighed sadly.
"I could really use a hug right now." she said, looking at Shadow expectantly.

Shadow patted Holly on the shoulder.